Spread love, lift up your hearts, have fun, and keep it holy; use Swiss!
The GRILLED CHEESUS® is an electronic sandwich press that unveils the face of Jesus! Create toasty miracles that are sure to make you and your people smile.
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Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press
+ The rays help to evenly distribute heat ensuring the perfect toast.
+ TV show GLEE based an episode on the cheesus (Season 2, Episode 3: Grilled Cheesus)
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from 138 reviewsSo lovely. Gonna feed some Cheeus to my coworkers.
Oh Lord, Father of mercy. Give us each day our daily toast and may Thy divine countenance be placed upon it so that we may ingest Thee, yea even unto our innermost parts. May Thy divine halo glisten with the buttery goodness of Your spirit and may our days be jam-packed with Thy eternal sweetness.
Can I get an AMEN?
I think this is the first review I’ve ever written for a product. This has been a great grilled cheesus maker. It is hilarious and has provided with lots of laughs. Praise cheesus. 🙏🏻
Lol.. Jesus and a sandwich press.. the top two things you'd never need. Next I'll be reviewing trumps tall fences for 9 million a sq ft
Received this as a Christmas present. It two months later with a lot of use and we haven’t broken it.
We love our grilled chesus. I plan on getting more as gifts. However, the right screw on the bottom plate came out. I thought it was a piece of rosemary when I bit it. No harm done, but I hope someone in quality control sees this and checks it out. My SIL is checking the screws to make sure they are tight.
EVERYONE NEEDS A GRILLED CHEESUS!!! When is the last time your sandwich smiled at you with the glory of the Lord?! Serve up some savior sandwiches to your friends and family! All will receive a blessing of cheesy goodness!
I asked for the Grilled Cheesus through our wedding registry, and some poor soul actually bought it for us! Originally, I don't know why I wanted it, but it seemed cool, and I thought it would match up with some of the other registry items to complete my kitchen (looking at you wooden knife spartan holder guy). Upon first glance it looks flimsy and weak, but oh my gosh it actually works really, really well. It's definitely a panini press but no grill wavy marks on the bread. The bread stays smooth, Jesus' image is imposed through the rising prices and the cheese melted evenly. It tells you it's done by shining a little light out on the top of it. 10/10 really good buy. This has been going strong for 4 years, just like my marriage!
Really love this grilled cheese press. I received it as a gift and have since gifted 3 to friends and family. I use it at Easter brunch, it adds humor and discussion topics during our meals! Mix up the breads and cheeses to find the best combination. Also good for kid’s meals!! Easy to use, easy to store. Recommended, it’s hilarious.
thank god for this lovely grilled cheese maker.
Brothers and sisters, I have not bought this yet and probably won't buy this but the name cheezus cracked me up. The marketing team who thought of this name needs an Oscar. 👏👏👏
Bought it for my mother-in-law as a gift. She loves it and I'm pretty sure I moved into her number 1 spot.
everyone watch Glee season 2 episode 3. Everyone hail to the all mighty grilled cheesus man. I love grilled cheesus and so will you. Hail Grilled cheesus hallelujah.
Bust it
This here's a tale for all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get, females get jealous
Okay smartie, go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her
But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day's function, high class luncheon
Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Said she wanna dance 'cause she likes the groove
So come on, fatso, and just bust a move
Uh, hey, ya, uh, uh, hey, ya
Just bust a move
Uh, hey, uh, ya, uh, hey, ya, uh, uh
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls, just ugly faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin', so you're goin'
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
Theater gets dark just to start the show
And then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello
Come sit next to me, you fine fellow"
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
Just bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
In the city, ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "no way"
Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money, and you got no car
Then you got no woman, and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin' on the beach perpetratin' a tan
So that a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin'
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin' to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
Just bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
Break it down for me, fellas
Huh, hey, ya, uh, huh, ooh, hey, ya
Uh, uh, hey, ya, ee, uh, uh, uh, ya
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "neato," check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin', then you start blinkin'
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And then you're feelin' really fine 'cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin'
Look at the girl, and your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do, G, bust a move
You want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
Just bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
Move it, boy
Uh, uh, uh, hey, uh, uh, ya, uh
Huh, hey, huh, hey, uh, uh, hey, ya, ya
It makes a very tasty sandwich and is pretty easy to clean. The directions are easy to follow.
Works as advertised!