The Original Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

  • Toasts the face of Jesus on every sandwich
  • Non-stick plates mean heavenly quick clean ups!
  • The rays help to evenly distribute heat ensuring the perfect toast.
  • TV show GLEE based an episode on the cheesus (Season 2, Episode 3: Grilled Cheesus)
  • A portion of our proceeds go to doing good deeds around the world.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 140 reviews
Ryan Neal
Doesn’t quite live up to the hype

Sadly, there is not enough of a relief on the face to imprint onto the bread. Rays, sure. Face? Null.

Life is better with cheesus

I need a grilled cheesus sandwich press in my life🤣🤣🤣 I can't quit laughing reading about it

Casey Patrick

So lovely. Gonna feed some Cheeus to my coworkers.

Michael Liben
Our Daily Toast

Oh Lord, Father of mercy. Give us each day our daily toast and may Thy divine countenance be placed upon it so that we may ingest Thee, yea even unto our innermost parts. May Thy divine halo glisten with the buttery goodness of Your spirit and may our days be jam-packed with Thy eternal sweetness.
Can I get an AMEN?

Aurora Reffett
10/10 recommend

I think this is the first review I’ve ever written for a product. This has been a great grilled cheesus maker. It is hilarious and has provided with lots of laughs. Praise cheesus. 🙏🏻